Mike Mussina: Male Gigolo

No one can take away my Moose Bars. No one.

Ball four? What's that?

One sign Mike Mussina will return next season: There was a large box near his locker, with "Moose: Spr Tr [spring training] '07" written on it.

That's right. Next spring? I'm bringing sexy back. See you then.

Come on Bernie, pick me.

Ouch.

1. foul tip (n)
		a ball that makes slight contact with a bat and continues past the batter

Haha, Carl Everett.

One pitch.

I can tell you who's not in my top 8.

Randy Johnson: 5.89ERA and six wins.
Mike Mussina: 2.57ERA and six wins.

7.0IP 5H 4R 2ER 0BB 7K 2HR 2.56ERA
.000BA

I might not ever win 20 games because my team hates me, ( but I'm going to be a movie star. )

I keep pitching on the wrong nights.

( memes )

9-0 6-1 7.0IP 6H 2R 2ER 1BB 5SO 1HR 2.56ERA

Thanks.

Still want to mock my TV Land t-shirt collection?

14 more to go.

(W, 6-0) (W, 4-1)6.0IP 7H 1R 1ER 2BB 7SO 0HR 2.31ERA

I didn't have my best stuff, but it was a good game. Better than yesterday. Even Michael Kay can't think of a bad thing to say about me.

This one's for you, Adam Dowdy.

What's this all about?

Toronto's always been a favorite of mine. I'm fairly certain I'm not the only one that has a good time here. Jeter's a big fan of our northern neighbor, Mike enjoys the exchange rate and Bernie once told me the Canadian accent puts him to sleep. ( Like Vegas, locker rooms and Derek Jeter's bedroom - what happens in Canada, stays in Canada )